"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."

"I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!"

"I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like."

"The secrets of this earth are not for all men to see, but only for those who seek them."

"Anger is one of the sinners of the soul."

"Knowledge is true opinion."

"The sad truth is that opportunity doesn't knock twice. You can put things off until tomorrow but tomorrow may never come."

"Maybe the greatest challenge now is to find a way to keep independence while also committing ourselves to the ties that bind people, families, and ultimately societies together."